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The longer you stay,the better the card.

Nothing here can be bought. Every one of these arrives because you renewed again, which is the only currency the club actually keeps score in.

Black
MemberYour name
SinceMMXX
Years 1-3
Matte black, foil edge

Your first card. Same for everyone in the first three years: the point is that nobody can tell how long you have been here until they look.

Silver
MemberYour name
SinceMMXX
Years 4-5
Brushed silver

Year four. The first upgrade, and the first time the card says something about you before you do.

Gold
MemberYour name
SinceMMXX
Years 6-9
Gold, new design every year

Six years in. A different face each year, so no two golds in the room are quite the same.

Ivory
MemberYour name
SinceMMXX
Year 10+
Ivory, custom design per year

Ten years and past it. Designed for you, once a year, for as long as you stay.

What turns up, and when.

This is why the intake form asks for your address, birthday, ring size and measurements. Nothing on that list can be made without them, and none of it is ever shown on the site.

  1. Day one

    Customised birthday card

    Every member, every year, from the first. Embossed, wax-sealed, posted: not emailed.

  2. Year 1

    Your membership card

    Physical, numbered, and reissued every year you renew.

  3. Year 3

    Custom signet ring

    Three years. Cast for you, worn by the family, recognised on sight.

  4. Year 5

    Custom suit

    Five years. Measured, made, and yours: the whole point of a mafia with a dress code.

  5. Year 10

    Custom watch

    Ten years. One watch, made once, for one person.

A ring that does not fit
is nobody else’s fault.

Sizes and addresses change. Yours live in your profile, and you can edit them any time.

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