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Time served

The longer you stay,
the better the card.

Nothing here can be bought. Every one of these arrives because you renewed again, which is the only currency the club actually keeps score in.

The card

Four faces, one per era.

Physical, numbered, and reissued every year you renew.

Black
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Years 1–3
Matte black, foil edge

Your first card. Same for everyone in the first three years — the point is that nobody can tell how long you have been here until they look.

Silver
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Years 4–5
Brushed silver

Year four. The first upgrade, and the first time the card says something about you before you do.

Gold
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Years 6–9
Gold, new design every year

Six years in. A different face each year, so no two golds in the room are quite the same.

Ivory
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Year 10+
Ivory, custom design per year

Ten years and past it. Designed for you, once a year, for as long as you stay.

Milestones

What turns up, and when.

This is why the intake form asks for your address, birthday, ring size and measurements. Nothing on that list can be made without them, and none of it is ever shown on the site.

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Customised birthday cardFrom day one
Every member, every year, from the first. Embossed, wax-sealed, posted — not emailed.
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Your membership cardYear 1
Physical, numbered, and reissued every year you renew.
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Custom signet ringYear 3
Three years. Cast for you, worn by the family, recognised on sight.
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Custom suitYear 5
Five years. Measured, made, and yours — the whole point of a mafia with a dress code.
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Custom watchYear 10
Ten years. One watch, made once, for one person.
Keep your details current

A ring that does not fit
is nobody else’s fault.

Sizes and addresses change. Yours live in your profile, and you can edit them any time.